Scotty loves Jesus -interim post ·
May 02, 10:58 AM - NYC

Well, since I’ve been lax on posting and I DID have several posts about the capture of a mouse at M’s place, dinners, the Brooklyn Botanical Gardens, Sharon’s cooking and several other things but never got around to actually writing it down, here’s my interim post about none of the above. Instead, I’m going to speak about Scotty. You know Scotty right? The nice scottish fellow on Star Trek. “Aye, I’ll do what I can captain!”. Everyone knows Scotty. Well, apparently Scotty (though dead) has been re-incarnated into the 40 something year-old body of a black homeless man on the 3 train this morning. In a Scottish accent (not Jamaican), he spoke about how judgment is coming and how Jesus will save and yada yada yada. The same rhetoric that no one wants hear normally, let alone on a morning rush-hour train. But all I could think during my 15 minute commute was “I’m doin all aye can Jesus but, this bucket of bolts, she won’t go any faster.”